Competitive Minecraft

An unofficial online sport for 12 year old boys with titties play with something other than their dicks.

Hey bro dont be saying that unfamily friendly shit in the chat or else youll be banned from playing competitive minecraft.

by ScumbagTito November 30, 2017

The Mine song

A Internet meme from LazyTown that includes Stingy saying “This is mine!” It became a Internet meme when it was published on the internet

Stingy, you sung the Mine song!
This mailbox is mine!
And this triaginal sign!
The blue ballon, the month of June.
They’re mine (Mine 5x)
Ziggy’s sweets are mine!
That birdy’s tweets are mine!
The city streets and both of your feet.
They’re all imphatically mine!

I all belongs to me! Everything that I see!
Noord, Zuid, Ost and West
I caress it, ‘cuz I possess it!
I’m Stingy and it’s mine!
And this instrumental break is also mine!
The floor and ceiling are mine

All your feelings are mine!
You always knew it, that’s all there is to it!
It’s mine, mine, mine, mine, MINE!
That’s what I said; It’s Mine

by Qorptocx December 22, 2018

Dream ( Minecraft )

An ugly fat bastad who cant even play minecraft, has cheated in manhunts many times and is a massive dick (asshole) on his minecraft server ( dream SMP )

Only 9 year old girls like him (for obvious reasons) and his only hobby on YouTube is to fake manhunts/speedruns.

I fuck the 18 year old women with dream ( Minecraft )

by mommy69420__ June 27, 2022

1.8.9 Minecraft

A version of Minecraft what everyone uses to play some stupid servers and play minigames on servers.

Person 1: Let's play some 1.8.9 Minecraft!
Person 2: Sure, what server?

by halloweens November 17, 2021

mine

mine, not urs bitch so back the fuck off alien looking ass gimme my tide pod pack and do some hentai

Hes mine, Hoe.

by HEHEHHEEHE August 4, 2018

Minecraft

Something that you played when you were 2 but then an adult played with you and you screamed to your mommy
allahu akbar and died

i eat minecraft for dinner

by crap house hose April 7, 2019