Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.

My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.

by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023

Mickey Mouse

A terrifying supreme being who has power over all of us. Usually resides in nightmare land, or on the Disney Channel.

Person 1:I had a terrifying dream about a mouse..
Person 2: OMG!! was it mickey mouse?!?

by SkirtCobain June 30, 2023

mickey mouse trophy

an insult used to describe less prestigious tournaments in football

person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy

by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023

mickey mouse trophy

an insult used for less prestigious tournaments in football

person 1: did you hear how this team won that trophy

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy

by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023

Mickey High Club

Having sexual contact intercourse on a Disney ride.

We had a great time at Disney.. She wanted to join the Mickey High Club so we banged it out on Splash Mountain like 6 times.

by Keasterbunny July 16, 2023

Mickey Sexual

Being in-love with mickey since she’s just so sexy and racist

Person 1: hey I need to tell you something

Person 2: what’s up dude?
Person 1: I’m mickey sexual
Person 2: that’s crazy cuz me too!

*they fantasise about mickey*

by MickeyMouse baby July 21, 2023