junkmuncher

an idiot smoker who is consumed with self-pride and egotism, yet stinks, is annoying, and looks like a dickhead.

If that junkmuncher blows anymore smoke my way, I'm going to shove his cigarette down his throat and give him a wedgy.

by Funktified August 22, 2006

junkit

The process of filtering all email from an unknown address into the JUNK folder.

I sure hope this message gets to you and that your email filter does not junkit.

by Aloha Scott July 2, 2008

Junkbox

Verb. To punch someone in the crotch for using 'inbox' as a verb.

Juan: Hey man, inbox me your address.
Too: *punches Juan in the cock*
Three: Oh man, you totally junkboxed him!

by DrarokIthaqua August 23, 2012

Pop junkie

Someone who immediately falls in love with a song that's played on a pop radio station/MTV, and for that reason only. They then download that song, set it as their ringtone, and overplay it at parties and/or in general until the next song comes out. Typically a 15 year old white girl.

Sarah's party was fun except for that pop junkie who kept playing "boom boom pow" over and over. That song was stuck in my head for hours

by Jinny lash May 24, 2009

church junk

church dogma, rituals, etc

i was workin' this babe at foolsley's, but when she started talking church junk; i went limp!!

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Jungle Junkie

A hardcore drugaddict who's addicted 2 all type of drugs (such as cocaine, weed, xtc,crack etc.)

You know John? Yeah I know him, he sniffs 5 grams of cocaine every day, he's a Jungle Junkie.

A: Yo where's my crackpipe? B:Yo man stop bein' a Jungle Junkie

by Ebrahim Ian February 1, 2007