June 9th

It’s national bad bitch day. Especially if your name is: McKenzie, or Kenzie.

Yo! It’s June 9th!
Wow national bad bitch day!! Is your name kenzie?!
Yes! It is!
Wow double trouble!!

by Mynameiskenzie June 09, 2021

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June 30th

June 30th, the day every straight, homophobic, or normal person has been waiting for, the last day of pride month! Burn any pride flag in sight and kiss every gay person you walk by, even if they say they aren't gay! 🤟

*walks by someone*
Oh my gosh, you're gay! Let's kiss
*makes out aggressively*
Oh you have the pride flag hanging out your bag, luckily I brought a lighter!

*burns it into ashes*
Happy last day of pride Month!

June 30th, a day no person will ever forget, well, normal person 🤝

by theduckwiththicleyebrows June 30, 2022

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june 11th

national call abby a ugly bitch day be sure to call all the abby’s ugly bitches

john: what day is it

abby: june 11th why

john: oh then you’re an ugly bitch

by your mom gey69 June 07, 2021

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June 26

People born on June 26 are such bad bitches they make November 23 seem like pussies.

"I'm born on June 26."

"Damn" - November 23

by Eric Cartman 6969 October 25, 2020

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kari june

She's not adopted and she's not an Indian. It's just coincidence that she has a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis. She is forever lamenting the fact that she doesn't have short black hair and that she likes many music. You know, uh, MC Hammer? That song that goes "doot doot doot doot doot doot, U CAN'T TOUCH THIS!" Yes, I think he very good. She has a lot of really good joints as well. Wow. I can't get over what a free spirit Kari is.

He pulled a Kari when he was accidentally hypnotized at his church's Easter service.

by dykeana April 04, 2005

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