Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern

One of the two biggest fictioanl aholes (the other being his father) you will ever meet/

Me: Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern? No.

by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021

LENNON JONATHAN JENJAU JALONG (LARRY)

Social Media Ghost -
A person who does not use social media (Facebook , Twitter , Instagram etc...) to communicate.
I tried finding her on facebook and twitter but she was no where to be found. She must be a smg

I tried finding her on facebook and twitter but she was no where to be found. She must be a LENNON JONATHAN JENJAU JALONG (LARRY)

by lenjau\lennon November 22, 2021

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.

A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"

by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022

Oliver Johnathan Hymer

A larger creature commonly found roaming near maccas

Oliver Johnathan Hymer is a fat prick

by Oliver Hymer May 20, 2023

WILKINSON Jonathan Peter Francis

a teacher who like milk

WILKINSON Jonathan Peter Francis be chugin dat milk

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjheheheh September 12, 2023

Dirty Jonathan

When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes

Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic”

Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”

by Cozahr May 31, 2024