jack n' nap

To jack off only to be followed by a nice relaxing nap, for a euphoric sensation.

Yeah, I came home yesterday pretty beat, so I just jack n' napped it off.

by Alex "Waffles" Baranov December 9, 2008

Jack Decker

(v.) to be delicious.
(n.) rediculously hot wrestler for Penn State.

That guy is onnnee hot Jack Decker!!

by likeperfection January 30, 2009

jack bag

1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation

1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"

by Jack MeHoff January 14, 2004

one eyed jack

A one-eyed jack is, in a standard deck of cards, the Jack of Spades or the Jack of Hearts, both of which are seen in profile (and thus only one eye is seen).

My pair of one eyed jacks blew away her pair of eights

by socioclast83 October 25, 2008

Jack Man Dew

Cocktail featuring Jack Daniel's whiskey and Mountain Dew soda. Similar to a "Jack and Coke" but with Mountain Dew instead of Coca-Cola. Name is from the Hooter's signature drinks menu.

"bartender let me have a Jack Man Dew"

by G.Simpson January 1, 2012

Jack Off

To masturbate; the stimulation of a male's penis until orgasm is achieved and ejaculation occurs.

Jill didn't want to have sex right now, so Jack decided to jack off.

by Phillip Knowles January 19, 2006