jack off season

The period of time following a break up from a relationship in which steady pussy was readily available. This refers to the need to begin jacking off again because the pussy one once cherished in their relationship is no longer available for every-day-use.

This is something one must prepare and train for prior to entering the said jack off season, much like spring training in baseball.

"Dude, I am about to break up with that cunt; I gotta start hitting the gym and working the forearms to start training for jack off season."

"That sucks!"

by MilkMan99 April 15, 2008

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You’re sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you’re finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations, you’ve just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen May 26, 2006

jacory

Jacory the most sweetest, down to earth person you will ever meet. He has the most kindest heart of gold, and he will do anything to make someone smile. He's been mistreated, lied to, and he doesn't deserve any of it, but it seems to always happen to him. When you come across a Jacory, you've been blessed by meeting the most amazing guy ever. Never make him lose trust in you, its what he values most. As long as your honest about everything, theres nothing stopping him from being your friend, and maybe even more. Jacory just wantsswants someone to love him as much as he loves them. So never walk away from him. He is a jewel that everyone wishes they had. Jacory is a genuinely funny guy, one moment hes talking about videogames the next hes coming up with a catchy song about dinosuars. Hes the man of all womans dreams. He is Jacory.

Whos that guy over there? The one with the great personality?..

Oh thats Jacory.

by suicidesirens_ January 28, 2014

jack-jack

Person who is kind & wholesome until pushed over the line. Reference to baby JackJack from "The Incredibles" Movie.

Don't keep pushing him. He's going to go Jack-Jack.

Be careful with him. He's got a Jack-Jack personality

by moviedude March 9, 2008

puking jackhammer

The act of preforming the jackhammer from behind while a girl is puking her guts out in the toilet after a hard night of drinking. The contractions of the naughty muscles during a heave must be a delight to be experienced. Always hold her hair out of her face and rub her back (two-ball compound optional) for extra points and to show her that you really did care!

Guy #1 "Dude, I picked up that cum dumpster at the bar last night and got a puking jackhammer!"
Guy #2 "No shit?" "How was it?"
Guy #1 "My unit is shaped like a peanut today!"

by frainslug February 2, 2006

Jack Off buddy

male with whom another male masturbates. can either masturbate next to jack off buddy, or give him a helping hand with the favor being returned. good way to relieve stress.

my jack off buddy jerked my cock real hard the other day after my test. i returned the favor.

by stroke June 30, 2008