Car stalking

one drives around a parking lot unable to find a vacant automobile terminal, causing one to locate a person who appears to be making their way towards their automobile. Once located one must then drive slowly behind said person until they arrive at their vehicle, wait for them to enter their vehicle and leave and, upon their departure, promptly insert ones automobile into the recently vacant automobile terminal

John: hey, did you find a spot this morning?
Matt: no man, I was car stalking this woman all the way across the parking lot! Turns out she was going to the bus

by EvanPalm March 04, 2010

Car Gymnastics

To have one person drive wrecklessly while the other passengers jump from the back seat to the front.
Whoever sustains the most external injuries wins.

Some car gymnastics may have a points system though it is not required
Ex: Bruise - 1pt

Injure Driver/other gymnast - 5pts

Consussion - 10pts

Blood/Bleeding - 15pts

Permanent Damage - 20pts

*Wreckless driver speeds down street then turns violently*

Gymnast one will jump from backseat to the farthest point in the front interior of car.
Gymnast one totals 4 bruises and a bloody nose = 19pts
Gymnast two kicks driver and collides into windsheild = 15pts

Car Gymnastics winner would be Gymnast one.

by Concussions February 04, 2011

CHOOSE A CAR

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.

Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.

by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016

Car wash

When you and your lady friend are in the shower gettin' freaky and she squeezes some soap in her mouth and starts slobbin on your veggies like your dong's in a car wash.

Chad: Yea dude we were in the shower and she was just shankin my shaft when she puts some old spice in her yapper and starts givin me ill dome

Trent: Awwww no way man she took you to the car wash! Niiiiiccee

by blackman002 August 19, 2014

e-car

Very cool username of a discord duck-cat, Firmly known as the first ever e-car to exist,

AKA : SnowyFluffy
Facts about e-car :
1- Cooler than you
2- Better than you
3- Richer than you
4- Wisdom of 1000 years

Person A : Oh look ! An e-car !
Person B: OMG, Can I get a screenie!?

by SnowyFluffy February 01, 2022

car thot

A person typically a female who hangs around a guy who owns or is known for having a specific and/or fast, expensive, popular etc. car.

Hailey was in lings car yesterday now shes in ricos car, what a car thot.

by yota_b December 10, 2015

Courtesy Car

(Noun.) Someone who you fuck when you're partner/fuck buddy has gone away for a period of time. The relationship ends when the partner returns.

"My bird's gone away on holiday for three weeks, I need a courtesy car"

by jojlookdksdldklskldksldkl November 11, 2011