Rusty Spoon Effect

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon

E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017
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german spoon

Like normal spooning, but the front (little spoon) makes a Dutch Oven (Like hitler did the Jews) and warms up the cuddle puddle.
Jane and I were like cold metal spoons until she pulled a German Spoon and warmed it up.
by Pikajew14 March 03, 2018
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Broken Spoon

A broken spoon is when you shit, pee, burp, throw up, all at the same time. However the female version of this action is instead of peeing, they have blood spew out of their vagina.
Guy - "Yo I had the worst Broken Spoon last night"
by Billbert4000 December 12, 2019
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Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote
Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon
by MerMaker May 10, 2018
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Noodle Spooning

The action of eating any type of pasta or noodle with a spoon automatically making you homosexual
by Pokeballmasterjr360noscopeMlg January 30, 2019
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Spoon

Used to describe someone that intentionally and frequently stirs up drama.
That Karen is one insatiable spoon.

Kyle just liked my ex-wives Facebook rant, what a spoon.

My boss wants me to work with Karen on this project. He either doesn't know I hate her or he is a lvl 100 spoon.
by Acid230 May 01, 2022
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