Mercer Island

Home of roughly 22,000 people as of 2006 who are generally more wealthy than other parts of western Washington. Mercer Island teenage males typically wear a collared shirt, a backwards baseball cap with a wide brim and some khaki pants. Mercer Island teenage females generally wear Abercrombie and Fitch, Juicy Couture, Coach, and anything else expensive that their Father can buy for them. Anyone that deals marijuana on Mercer Island typically is never a dealer, but a "middleman" who gets from an actual dealer in Seattle. Many doctors and lawyers inhabit Mercer Island, although their is a small percentage of the island that is middle class. Mercer Island Police are always trying to bash on kids from anywhere because they have nothing better to do because the kids on Mercer Island are too stuck up to cause any trouble.

"Hey man, Mercer Island is a really easy place to break into someone's house. Let's go break into someone's house and steal their valuables."

by Ropearoni April 27, 2006

islander

When you go to the bathroom (number two) and the shit that piles up and forms a mound above the water or formas an island.

I had way too much to drink last night and I feel like it is an islander morning.

by BP November 11, 2003

Bainbridge Island

Formerly the town of Winslow, Bainbridge Island is a haven for douche bags. Bainbridge is commonly referred to as "Braindead Island", and this name cannot be closer to the truth. The only thing that is of worth on that rock is the Eagle Harbor ferry terminal. Bainbridge Island is full of a certain species of white kid who think they will inherit the world because their family is rich and they drive an STI. Clothing is commonly Timberland boots, jeans big enough for Jared(pre-subway), Tall Tee's, and more hemp braclets than at all of Burning Man. Their parents are an even stranger brand of wine swilling, Volvo driving, Norah Jones listening douchery. Noted for their terrible driving skills and lack of tact with the lower classes. Main activities include marijuana, music shows at the Guild, losing to North Kitsap at football, and more marijuana

Go back to Bainbridge Island before the prolitariate rise up and kill you in your bed, you rich bastard.

by John J. Frips January 14, 2009

staten island

5th borough where im from. The North Shore is made up of neighborhoods composed of either minorities (St. George) or crazy rich white people (todt hill dongan hills) and is mostly wack. The south shore where im from is mostly guido-ass italian people like me most of whom buy every 50 cent cd but piss their pants at the sight of an actual black person, and aspire to be eminem. The girls down here are mostly hot, hotter than north shore girls or girls from any other boro.

Staten Island is cool from Eltingvile down, every where else you find ugly girls and gay kids

by nesh March 5, 2005

island party

A bunch of guys sit on a kitchen island and a girl goes from one to the next to the next performing oral sex. I suppose it doesn't have to be a girl...

I heard So-and-so is such a slut, she gave an Island Party.

by Island Arty July 20, 2006

Fire Island Ferry

Sex act involving 2 men and 1 woman. The woman has to be lying down so that one of the men can urinate on her chest while the other man titty-fucks her, in essence creating a ferry between her tits.

Damn, that weekend got so crazy I got to Fire Island Ferry that girl!

by gruntificus December 10, 2009