Harpooned

The action of a hard, deep sexual penetration. (Past-tense)

Jess: “I heard you went home with Neil last night.”
Samantha: “Gurl, I got harpooned so hard.”

by Thirsty Remixed Ribosome September 16, 2018

hero’s journey

A string of successful outcomes in a person’s life that make people believe that the person can do no wrong. Someone who is constantly “winning” at life. Kanye West, Kanye, Heros Journey, Winning, President Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Make America Great Again, Trump army, Trumpnado, Trumpestuous, Charlie Sheen, tiger blood, Kim Kardashian, Kimye, Trump trounce, bigly, biggly, Trump armor, the Orange King, 45

I’m on my own hero’s journey-I’ve got a beautiful girlfriend, a new job on Wall Street and I’m in the best shape of my life. I’m winning big time!

by joecoolthefool October 12, 2018

Hero

Someone who is concerned about other people’s well-being and will go out of his/her way to help them, even if there is no chance of a reward.

That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do

-Stan Lee.

"Thank you for saving me by giving me the homework answers, you're a real hero"
"No problem bro."

by rip stan. January 14, 2019

Hero

not real, but if you catch someone who claims he/she is a hero chances are they are...
some looser in a cape claiming they are a hero becaus they have read every dc and marval comic and have watched miraculous ladybug however they just got bored of school/work however this does not refer to sitama

look away child. He's not a hero, he's just a bum

by Donuts are Yummy February 25, 2019

Harpooning

The act of penetrating a fish with male genitalia and or toys.

Ethan is harpooning his fish right now! That poor fish.

by Toni SauceTac March 19, 2019

Hero shaming

Calling out someone for being a hero for the sake of getting karma points on social media or in the news.

We are planning on hero shaming Jane because she asked that mentally handicapped kid to the prom just so she could let channel five know so they could do a live segment on how amazing she is.

by Uncle Smutty May 26, 2019

hero

a guy named hero is wannabe of the one and only hiro hamata from big hero 6, cmon why do you needa bootleg him....

if you're named hero; mostly forgettable about valueables.

ah shit here we go again, hero you lost your airpods you're broke 100

by bruhmomentshakespere June 4, 2019