grant forsythe

A person with a small dick that tries to get laid by Monday.

Omg that dudes pulling a Grant Forsythe

by That one dude at that one shop February 9, 2017

Grandé Bloz

A top noch blow job. Not just your average blowjob. Think spit everywhere, mascara running and gagging left right and centre. An 11/10 blowjob

Guy: maaaaate I had a next level Blozza the day. Seriously. It was a Grandé Bloz if I ever had one

by Phyyyyyyde March 2, 2017

Grandma's little helper

When you stay in the shower long enough that your hands become prune and then you jerk off! This action is best followed up by having a Werther"s original.

I took an extra-long shower today to make sure grandma's little helper came along.

by Jason in Denver April 8, 2017

Grandma’s Drapes

Saggy vaginal lips.

That hooker has grandma’s drapes. Can almost roll them up.

I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.

by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2017

Granbobber

An elderly person that loves to suck cock.

The nursing home is full of granbobbers.

I got the best toothless head from a granbobber.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

Grankisha

A parental term used to describe a grandmother. The name is usually used in conjunction with names ending in "kisha" such as Kisha, Lakisha or Shunkisha.

Grankisha is watching the kids tonight.
Mom, why is Grankisha being so petty to Uncle D?

by D4E November 29, 2017