wrinkly goggles

Wrinkly goggles are applied by laying one's testicles on top of someone's eyelids while they sleep, or perhaps while they are awake.

Life always looks better through a pair of wrinkly goggles!

by nelliott83 October 11, 2006

Self Goggled

When you come home after over indulging over your libation of choice and you are beer goggled about yourself.. You are getting ready for bed. You check yourself out in the mirror in undies or whatever. You look so hot.
Self goggled quotes:
"My abs look tight".
"damn I have a sweet (insert body part here)".
"Check out these pecs"
"Why wouldn't he want this sweet ass?"
or whatever you tell yourself.

Man looking at himself in the mirror "hey babe, check out these guns. All those chicks at the bar would drool over these cannons."
"C'mon to bed honey, you look good because you're self goggled".

by AkDaddyDenver July 12, 2013

google bell

The result of a company fusion between Taco Bell and Google. It is predicted that if these companies merge, Google Bell will take over the world.

Zayne: yo man where do you work?
Travis: i'm a google bell employee
Zayne: holy... dude... you're my god...

by Legenocide October 10, 2005

Google Translate

To ask for for identification for a mumbled sentence or a clearer definition of what is being said to you.

(1) Melissa: So you know when a box is a circle, and a circle is a triangle?

Abby: Google translate?

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(2) Jordon: *grumble grumble grumble*

John: Google translate?

Jordon: I hate my life.

by SloshedLaLadies June 3, 2011

google-fuck

To maniacally search for something or someone on the internet. Can also include internet stalking of a celebrity or popular person. Obsessive Internet Research.

I met Brian last night, but we didn't talk much, so I google-fucked him later to find out more about him.

I enjoyed this song from an obscure movie, so I google-fucked the soundtrack till I found a site where I could download the song for free.

by emdpatrice November 2, 2007

Beard Goggles

When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.

Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.

"Wow, have you seen Dave's beard? It looks terrible, I don't know why he won't shave that thing."

"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."

by TRON 2.1 December 7, 2009