Glinkie

Like Glinker, Glinkie is a made up word, but used in a more offensive and insulting way.

Dave is a total Glinkie!!

by MaroonUrbanDictonaryEdition April 21, 2022

Goblin Maxxing

To max out one's inner goblin potential.

"Did you hear John is changing his name to Gobhn?"

"He must be Goblin Maxxing."

by Flatftw May 14, 2022

Goblin

𝗴𝗼𝗯·𝗹𝗶𝗻
/ˈɡäblən/

𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣

a previously unknown, unhyped NFT project that (of a price, volume, or amount) increases very steeply or rapidly

"Ima pick up a few floor pieces in case they goblin" - BluedipNFT

by BluedipNFT May 25, 2022

Gling

an abnormally large erect penis.

“Thousands of Americans gathered president Donald Trump’s gling to massacre a large mob of angry Black Americans“

by anonymous June 12, 2022

Goblin Punch

Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".

Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"

"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."

by GoblinPuncher July 15, 2022

glinderman

a glinderman is a type of animalistic pervert recognisable by their uncut hair and weak stature. Unlike rapists that use force on their victims, a glinderman is more apt to uncomfortable stares and notions.

Person 1: That guy is hasnt stopped staring at you since we got here
Person 2: Must be a wild glinderman
Person 1: Lets hope he doesn't try anything
Person 2: Doubt it, they arent confident enough to

by gabeich July 19, 2022