Fecal Frenzy

When you have explosive diarrhea

"I went into a bathroom and it was covered in shit, looks like someone had a Fecal Frenzy in there"

by BigBlackBootyOiledWithWD40 February 6, 2024

fecation

A massive dump, the result of taking a shit so profound that in addition to having the property of being an object, it is also an event.

Additionally, can be used to describe a person or object having the attributes of a monumental bowl movement.

He's not a turd. He's a massive fecation.

by FearMoreMovieLions November 22, 2023

Feces Puffs

Poop, crap, scat, little balls of feces.

I got slapped in the face by a couple rouge feces puffs on my way into work this morning.

by F.Puff February 14, 2024

Fecal Hemorrhage

Uncontrollable semi-solid diarrhea that exits your ass in a fashion similar to an arterial bleed, spouting at the rate of an MK14 machine gun— slower than some, yet rhythmic.

Jeff Mason is late to work again. He’s stuck on his toilet with another fecal hemorrhage episode. That poor son of a bitch.

by CBoyed February 23, 2024

Feckin Betch!

Frequently used interjection between two or more betches engaged in an altercation of some sort; often physical in nature.

Subject #1 "I never flirted with your bae"
Subject #2 " Feck you didn't...You Feckin Betch!!!"

by Squishdon March 3, 2024

fecture

Female lecture

delighting in condescending explanations delivered with moral superiority, confidence of rightness because of superior insight and exclusive experiential knowledge, and oracular certainty that of course she is right, because she is a woman.

Even though she knew her baby would survive a few hours left alone with Daddy, she felt the need to fecture her husband about the precise schedule he must follow, as well as about the proper application of diaper rash ointment.

by DigitalCigarettes March 4, 2024

feckticious

*Created from 'feckless' (worthless, incompetent) and 'fictitious' (imaginary, fabricated)*

(adj) Not having a true goal or aim; pretending to have more purpose or usefulness than one has.

(feckticiously) With the express purpose of imitating those who have ambition or success, especially if the imitation is lazy and unoriginal.

1) The way James talks about his dropshipping "business" is so feckticious.

2) Many people nowadays feckticiously plagarize other creators' content to sell bogus or cheap items.

3) Twitch streamers like her are feckticious! She's playing badly on purpose!

4) Every single video that comedy group made is fecticiously re-written from a Smosh episode.

by StonerAcademy March 8, 2024