Fapping

To jack off or masturbate.

Man i was fapping last night and totally jizzed all over my hands.

by liemmm March 3, 2009

fapsomnia

not being able to sleep if you haven't fapped yet

Dude I had to wank last night because I couldn't sleep, I think I've got fapsomnia!

by fapsomniac April 5, 2011

fapalicious

The definition of something or someone so irresistible, that you cannot help but feel the urge to masturbate.

Did you see the tight ass on that lady? She's definitely fapalicious.

by Jehovah Josh December 14, 2008

Faphe

To express disappointment, grief, anger, happiness, or relaxation. Anything you want.

Hey you shut the Faphe up!

Ahh Faphe, my dog shit on the floor!

by Skywalker34 April 9, 2009

faptasy

A combination of fap (masturbate) and 'fantasy,' this word - logically enough - means a fantasy that inspires or accompanies self pleasuring. It can be used literally or metaphorically.

I was in the shower last night, baby, and I had an awesome faptasy about you.

Signing Rasheed Wallace may be your faptasy, but I think he's past it.

by samuelLsamson September 4, 2009

Faps lock

Caps lock for Fapping, it can mean 3 things.

I) loudly fapping.
II) Typing while fapping
III) Non stop masturbation.

I) person A "Did you hear Person B last night, he has got to learn to turn his Faps lock off."
II) Person A "He's typing really slow, I hope he doesnt have Faps lock on."
III) Person A "Aww bro, lock the door. Really man I think you have Faps lock on or something.

by Unicorn porn December 9, 2010