KINDER EGG

the act of hitting someone by accident with your car, not fatally and skrrting away.

"How'd you end up in here? I tried to pull a kinder egg but totaled my civic on the freeway."

by ihgerughaueghufhufewhpfewu June 3, 2018

egg carrot

The act of shaving a carrot for to long and it manifesting as an egg shaped carrot

I tried to make lunch and finna made a egg carrot

by The Tooner June 3, 2018

egg language

egg language is that language we all made as kids…

also known as bubble,Pigeon,backslang, G word and sometimes Gibberish we all made up this language so people can’t understand our conversations and keep it secret!

it was made by placing a sound in the end of every vowel in a word and usually took a bit of your childhood freedom to master, but it was all worth it in the end.

Them: Hey! madagy namy isag janag dogoe

You: Oh hey Jane! I speak Egg language too!

translation: my name is jane doe

by darlingsland May 15, 2022

dead egg

A particularlt revolting smell expelled from your anus that has the aroma of a rotten, dying egg.

Oh my God, can you smell that? Some bastard has just dropped a dead egg!

by Nigel Fleming July 6, 2006

Scrambled Eggs

When a female performs oral sex on a male and he ejaculates into her mouth and the ejaculate comes back out her nose.

Those scrambled eggs burn.

by prevert April 11, 2009

Eggs Benedict

A serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or ejaculate onto.

Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.

Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.

Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.

by The Technomancer April 3, 2010

Creme Egg

A simultaneous ejaculation and fart. Accidental or intentional.

Sexy babe: Urgh, Dave! You've creme egged in my eye. I can't see or breath!

by Darv Shamber-Layne March 24, 2010