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Dildo

A plastic rubbery fake penis that you use for self-entertainment and it makes you cream yourself. You can get ones that vibrate and tear your insides apart.
Aww I wish I had a dildo right now.

Jess: Jason used my black dildo on me last night it was so good.

Liv: Aww your so lucky I wish my boyfriend would clap my insides with a dildo.
by BIGBLACKBOYCUMINGINYOURMOM March 27, 2019
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Dildo denile

When a woman takes her anger out on the world because her dildo no longer pleases her.
What an ass, she doesnt realize that shes in dildo denile.
by breakboy72 April 7, 2019
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Dildo

A purple thing that can be shoved into a woman (MURR)
Oi bro lets shove this dildo in this woman
by Just dont know June 18, 2019
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dildomode

a gc that is better than yallz that is on twitter
omg have u heard about dildomode gc?
yes i've heard that it's an overrated gc
by skinny hoes June 23, 2019
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Dildo Baggins

Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.
by AKACHANCHIBI September 27, 2019
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Dildo sucker

'Ugh derick is such a dildo sucker' says marcus 'I know right, he definitely sucks medium-rare dildos' says swaneeet
by Hairy vagina face October 18, 2019
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