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donkey kong 

The insertion of a banana into the rectum during a sexual act.
"There was a fruit basket beside the bed, so I gave that bitche the Donkey Kong."
donkey kong by Tons of Fun July 15, 2008

Donkey Punch

Don't you guys know? It's the name of a British film.
Dude, we watched 'Donkey Punch' for shitty movie night and it really wasn't that bad.

Donkey Punch

To punch a unsuspecting person in the genitals for no perceived reason.
Your buddy did something stupid and did not realize it. So you donkey punch him in the nuts. So too emphasize stupid is as stupid does.

[donkey] loafer

One that wafts in donkey nutsack sweat, then proceeds to lick gouche.
Last week, Blair was a donkey loafer.
[donkey] loafer by HustlerJ April 26, 2006

Donkey Trank 

Another name given to the drug K aka Ketamine.
"Can anyone shot me some donkey trank?"
Donkey Trank by DuttyManH August 28, 2007

Donkey Fazool 

1) Substitution word for comedic effect.
2) Default answer to any trivia question where you don't have a clue.
3) Standard answer used by Cliff Arquette (Charlie Weaver) on Hollywood Squares in the 1960's.
Q: Thomas Jefferson once called it the one thing that can stand by itself. What was he referring to?

A: 3-day-old donkey fazool.
Donkey Fazool by telecomnerd August 16, 2011