Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by anonymous July 31, 2023

ava carthy

A cute lovely girl,who loves a good time with an 09

Ava carthy is a lovely soul to be around

by Ava carthy x August 6, 2023

kentucky curtain cleaning

When somone wins a competition against a female and formally and respectfully sprays champaign or Gatorade up her skirt as a sign of good sportsmanship

After the race he gave Sarah a Kentucky curtain cleaning to show her how proud the team was of her

by Dr.fuego August 26, 2023

Jerky Curtains

Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.

Jerky curtains for you! The end is near. End of the road.

by Gkink May 16, 2023

Shit curtains

its literally no longer doing something that you might have planned on doing.

“If no one is going to be at the courts then I’m not going, shit curtains.”

by Me.RubberBand Man June 7, 2023

Poppin Curtains

P Director only type beat when you do so many shows you get excitement from opening the curtain to step on stage to a huge audience of broads ready to drain you.

P Director: "Fuck dawg, I'm poppin curtains like cherries."

by Bud Swayze June 14, 2023