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Count Twatula

A guy that loves to eat out twats
Gary is Count Twatula, he has eaten out at least 145 twats.
by Count Twatula January 10, 2010
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cdounting

The act of counting down.
I'm cdounting the minutes until I go home.
by BourkeStreetCowboy March 29, 2010
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Chunt

The displaced chunks or clods of earth that are products of lawn aeration. It shares a similar naming, as well as a similar meaning to "Chads", which--as you may know--are the small displaced pieces of paper which result from a hole-punch, or 3-hole punch (most often in form of a circle).

For the longest time, nobody knew what to actually call a chunt. Almost everybody, since they were a child, has seen a chunt, but again--never knew what to refer to it as. Kids have often referred to them as turds or poo; but let's face it, that's just lewd.
Kid #1 (on freshly aerated soccer field): Man, these chunts are getting out of hand, why would coach make us play on the field today?

Kid #2: Because we strive for greatness, Pancho , because we strive for greatness...
by THORAX THE IMPALER! June 27, 2010
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Counter cleaners

Roaches. Roaches eat any and everything left on the counter.
I gotta buy some raid to kill all these fuckin' counter cleaners.
by boo&brasen June 28, 2010
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chonto

another name for a marijuna cigarette
Get your body high like you're puffin' on a chonto. Girl that's only if you want though. You ready?
by Joelj7891 August 14, 2010
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count hans kolvenbach

the black pope,leader of the jesuits,leader of the world,leader of the illuminati
no example for count hans kolvenbach as no comparison to someone so twisted
by darkangel3001 September 29, 2010
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