Retard crap

The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it
Oh damn John just retard crap
by Funcky John June 22, 2022
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holy crap

Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.
Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling

Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf
by ok male friend February 24, 2020
mugGet the holy crapmug.

The craps

Shitting my pants at the concert was just the craps
by Konfetamine September 30, 2019
mugGet the The crapsmug.

Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Crapmug.

crap sack

yo that girl gut a lot of crap sacks
by penal cavity May 24, 2016
mugGet the crap sackmug.

CRap

If Korean Pop is KPop, then Chinese Rap is CRap. Crap. Change my mind.
Bro chinese rap is such crap...according to the ways of kpop at least
by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021
mugGet the CRapmug.

Crap cake

The formal version of crap cracker. The distinction being type of clothes the person is wearing.
Haha, Matt made a crap cake on his wedding night!
by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025
mugGet the Crap cakemug.

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