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Totally Baked

Missing you too Totally baked after last night's wild session. Text you later x
by milkywad February 18, 2018
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Half Bake

‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off
Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’

*Two heterosexual males having a conversation
by Bricklayer Steve November 22, 2018
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sad baked

When you cry so much you look baked/high.
“Hey do you see that girl crying?”

“Yea! She’s sad baked!”
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barred up and bagless

No point in gettin barred up and bagless dude, that was beginners luck!
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bake a cake

An expression used to showing how grateful and indebted you are to someone.

Contrary to popular opinion this does not come from the act of actually baking someone a cake to thank them. It actually comes from the dance move known as baking the cake. The baking the cake move can be considered a form of thanks between friends in a party context.
Thanks for letting me use your flat for the party. I'll bake a cake for you.
by ej159 January 7, 2009
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Alabama Baked Potato

The act of having sex in an oven (often 350 degrees), and afterwards rolling in bacon and smuthering eachother in ranch dressing. After that, the go eat baked potatoes and give eachother black names.
Brad: Yo' I banged Danielle last night, she was delicous and i ended up calling her Sha'NayNay!

Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!
by CoolFatandWhite April 20, 2011
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