clam bake

When you shotgun a blunt into a woman's vagina and she queefs the hit into your mouth.

Dude, if you wanna get high, I'll call my gf. We'll do a clam bake!

by wordmakerlikeshakespear January 25, 2011

Clam Bake

As opposed to a sausage party (which is a large group of males in a certain location), this is a large group of females at one location

Joe: "Oh man! Get here quick! There's a real Clam Bake going down at Heather's Party!"
Dan: "I'm on my way!"

by lyssiebabe February 25, 2009

Bakersfield

The only place, besides D.C. where you could lose the entire worlds nuclear arsenal and not have it burn through the crap. There's a reason they say: "There are two things to do in Bakersfield, meth or drive away."

Normal Person 1: So we've been in Bakersfield an hour, we've done everything there is to do, and we have to options left ..... so......wana do meth?

Normal Person 2: No...

Normal Person 1: Ok, let's drive away

by j4657 October 13, 2014

Half-Baked Potato

When you're sportin' a blunt and having sex at the same time, delicately place an uncooked potato up the poop shoot of the broad being ravishly fucked. Upon reaching sexual climax, engage in in a swift punch to the gooch, which will in turn force the potato out of the anus in order to be placed into the oven for 30 minutes or until golden brown.

I was hungry and in the mood for a fucking so i grabbed this dumb cunt and gave her a half-baked potato.

by Bidd Boys January 25, 2009

fake n' bake

noun- nickname used when referring to someone who tans too much and that you can never really tell what their natural hair color is

verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair

noun- "Damn, check out "fake n' bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning bed, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."

verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....

by smart blond <--- lol December 9, 2004

Bakersfield Condors

Located in Bakersfield, California, they are part of the ECHL. They are affiliated with the Iowa Chops of the AHL, and the Anaheim Ducks of the NHL.

GO BAKERSFIELD CONDORS!!!!

by Bakersfield Condors Fan January 29, 2009

half-bakerism

Another name for oneness pentecostalism or modalism. A half-baked pseudo-Christian belief that rejects the trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), says that Jesus is "One God" that manifests as three different beings, and says that anytime Jesus prayed he was talking to himself. Popularized by Tyler Baker of Valiant Baptist Church in Florida.

Rick, Elliott, Russell, and Doreen are Half-Bakerists, and thereby involved in Half-Bakerism.

by majorsix March 5, 2018