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A.D.I.D.A.S. 

after dinner i did a shit
like i ate dinner then went & had a shit
A.D.I.D.A.S. by steve March 22, 2003

serious as a lawyer 

When a very drunk girlhas drinkin alot to much and is to drunk to walk or talk,and we dont want her makin a fool out of herself,so we tell her to be serious,and she says "Don't worry guys im serious as a lawyer!!!".
Drunk Girl:*falling over and talking very loudly*
girl1:"be serious kay!"
girl2:"yea just don't talk!"
Drunk Girl:"DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN BE AS SERIOUS AS A LAWYER!!!"

dam that drunk bitch is being as serious as a lawyer!

Sharp as a whip 

Probably a bastardization of smart as a whip, meaning unusually intelligent or quick witted.
Often changed for comic effect by substituting 'whip' for an object with no edges.
"Although Arthur looks like a clueless dork, he's as sharp as a whip and completely in control."
"As sharp as chewed gum, more like!"
Sharp as a whip by Eyeyambob July 27, 2013
An acronym for Bitches Aint Shit, it is America's only 24 hour credit union/full-liquor topless bar.
Expanding soon to include casino with Vegas style gambling when the owners find an indian tribe willing to negotiate.
Dude, lets shoot down to B.A.S for some drinks--my tabs always open since its linked to my bank account!
B.A.S by General Occom February 3, 2010
Fetal Attack Squad. All members are considered gods in most small countries like, well, canada and france mostly. initiations are secret(icyhot on ur balls) but very entertaining to watch ppl scream in pain. if u want to start a branch of the F.a.S contact me at though definitions of F.a.S. All french and candian half breed french mutts are excluded from this offer because we dotn allow hardcore fairies like that in.
Chadahooch, Suzie, Rieffer, Jibbs, Joo, Kip Fu, Squeeks, Itzakadoozie, Ham-L, Pickle 5-0, Rouge Leader, and Nasty Buttler
F.a.S by Urban Dictionary June 5, 2003

A.D.I.D.A.S. 

yo man do u know what A.D.I.D.A.S. stands for

no what does it stand for

All Day I Dream About Sex
A.D.I.D.A.S. by highonlife69 May 25, 2011