roman army helmet

When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.

William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.

roman army helmet by granddaddykaddy March 13, 2011

salvation armani

Well-picked items from Salvation Army, worn in a way that looks stylish.

"That's a cool hat, where'd you get that?"

"Salvation armani!"

salvation armani by teh pope January 22, 2005

Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”

Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21 by The true July 11, 2021

armpit flaps 

loose fat bunches of skin and fat that pop up and are pushed upwards, and stick up from a too-tight strapless dress and appear in- between the breast and armpit.Overflowing flesh popping up over the sides of the strapless gown.

That dress is so tight you can see her armpit flaps
I need a smaller size dress so I don't get armpit flaps

armpit flaps by Pogmotoin January 14, 2008

armsaflailin 

RAVING, going wild, dancing using the arms, mainly.
flailing arms.

IM RAVIN', MISBEHAVIN', ARMSAFLAILIN'

armsaflailin by apsethine October 1, 2009

armadillo shell 

state of the scrotum sack when cold temperatures and or when you step out of the shower and the room temperature is colder than temperature of sack resulting in hard 1 to 3 in thick nut sack shell

I stepped out of the shower this morning,and my wife noticed that I had a severe case of the armadillo shell.

armadillo shell by david possum bottom January 20, 2011

Armaninati 

Armaninati is a lowkey female rapper who has created a dance and is slowly on the rise... Pretty famous in Dallas

Person 1: "Bro can you hit the armaninati ?!"

Person 2: *starts doing the armaninati* "yuh bro get on my level"

Armaninati by Armanaaaay_ January 2, 2014