car trip

when you are trapped in a smelly car for 10 hours with a screaming baby sister and no wifi

i just had a car trip

by CharjabugGD April 20, 2018

Car stalking

one drives around a parking lot unable to find a vacant automobile terminal, causing one to locate a person who appears to be making their way towards their automobile. Once located one must then drive slowly behind said person until they arrive at their vehicle, wait for them to enter their vehicle and leave and, upon their departure, promptly insert ones automobile into the recently vacant automobile terminal

John: hey, did you find a spot this morning?
Matt: no man, I was car stalking this woman all the way across the parking lot! Turns out she was going to the bus

by EvanPalm March 4, 2010

CHOOSE A CAR

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.

Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.

by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016

Clown car

Donald Trump's limo.

And here comes the Clown car straight down 1600 Penn.

by That Lego on the floor April 28, 2017

Car-pie

1. Oral sex performed on the female driver of a moving vehicle. Female specific analog to Road Head.

2. Road-head for bitches.

"I got some car-pie from my boyfriend, Woody, on the drive down to Atlanta last week."

by irrelephant April 23, 2010

car shadow

Not exactly tailgating, car shadowing is where a car would float near and around the view of one's side/rear mirrors; traveling about the same speed and making the same maneuvers as the one being shadowed.

A 730d car shadowed me as I weaved through the highway.

by DNB Crusader August 2, 2008

Car Gymnastics

To have one person drive wrecklessly while the other passengers jump from the back seat to the front.
Whoever sustains the most external injuries wins.

Some car gymnastics may have a points system though it is not required
Ex: Bruise - 1pt

Injure Driver/other gymnast - 5pts

Consussion - 10pts

Blood/Bleeding - 15pts

Permanent Damage - 20pts

*Wreckless driver speeds down street then turns violently*

Gymnast one will jump from backseat to the farthest point in the front interior of car.
Gymnast one totals 4 bruises and a bloody nose = 19pts
Gymnast two kicks driver and collides into windsheild = 15pts

Car Gymnastics winner would be Gymnast one.

by Concussions February 23, 2011