your mother

common joke. you might see your friends saying this..:/

person i: "do you know where the bag of groceries is?" person 2: "in your mother!!!"

by troycat October 12, 2021

your mom

your mom

your mom gayyyy

by cutegirl0612 October 29, 2019

your mom

the funniest thing in the whole entire world and the best comeback for everything

"hey what are you doing tn?"

respond with "Your MOM!!!!!!!!!!" #EPICGAMERMOMENT

by super funny sunny October 9, 2021

Your Mom

The word that describes how big the universe is. Is so fat that a black hole couldn't suck her in.

Ben - Yo, how big is the universe?
Alex - The size of your mom.

by TheBrödMan March 9, 2020

Your one

a male or female bear.

micheal was shagging your one

by Leons poopyhead August 19, 2021

Your mom

Is so fat that the Earth would move back up. All would be as it once was

Your mom is fat

by Dabigpp January 17, 2023

on your watch

If something happens on your watch, you are responsible for it as you were in charge.

Also can mean on your time.

I won't smoke on your watch.

by mandylovepandy April 17, 2017