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wokevil

The modern "Woke" movement is evil. Therefor we now refer to it as wokevil.
The mainstream media has put out another wokevil video.
by Evil777 December 14, 2022
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Woker

Malcontent person with imaginings of oppression or reduced opportunities that don't exist and are simply imagined.
"The 'Woker' said that rainy skies are the result of racism."
The Woker said that "rainy skies are the result of racism."
by Identify the truth January 17, 2023
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Wokeligion

A one-size-fits-none universal morality under guise of social justice that mirrors the worst of religion, while completely disregarding its tenets such as forgiveness and mercy.

Practices Include:

Excommunication (termination, deplatforming, demonetization)

Public Shaming (doxxing, swatting, cyber shamming)

Heresy Laws (censorship algorithms, shadow banning, disinformation policies)

Dogma Over Science (social theories and frameworks, personal truth, relativism)
"Stop forcing your opinoins on me. Keep your wokeligion to yourself!"
by R.S. Johnson January 21, 2023
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wokeweird

The body of catechism and apocrypha constituting the foundational myth of the authoritarian pseudo-progressive cult of Woke. The Wokeweird is known only to a select group of hierophants and embodied in the Book of the Wokeweird, which according to legend was buried by the Woke Vestal Priestess beneath Chateau Foucault in Thule.
Aiee! Strong in Professor Butler the wokeweird is ... hmmm ... yes
by Old Phardt February 4, 2023
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wokexecutive

A high ranking officer (often the CEO) in an organization whose narcissistic need to appear "woke" eclipses his/her intelligence, common sense, obligation to stockholders or employers or even the welfare of the public at large. Wokexecutives are easy prey (or perhaps willing accomplices) to nearly any race hustler, poverty pimp or environmental whack job with whom they come in contact. The possibility that their behavior will ultimately lead to the downfall of the company or their dismissal rarely occurs to them--they generally wouldn't care anyway, because of "golden parachutes" which have been pre-funded. In no other setting is wokiocy more blatantly obvious.
Despite the fact her company is losing customers and just had to lay off a third of its workforce, that wokexecutive (pronounced woke zeck' you tiv) just doubled down on the contributions to an organization that decries capitalism in its mission statement!
by Travelingmankc February 18, 2023
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Wokeism

An ideological straw person the makes a pejorative out of the perceived excesses of socially liberal politics in the West, and especially the United States. Typically, it ends up saying more about the anxieties of the conservatives who invoke it than the group they are criticizing.
"Can you believe Ayaan Hirsi Ali has a tag for 'wokeism' on her podcast website? I'm always surprised at how many New Atheist types ended up becoming fascist nut bags."
by aphroditusap February 25, 2023
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