Skip to main content

whale shark unicorn

A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on its head. people who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. whale sharks only no unicorns. kill the whale shark unicorn spill its blooooood.
by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 13, 2018
mugGet the whale shark unicorn mug.

Whale

A word commonly used to define an obese person. Commonly a woman and/or a feminist.
There’s this big whale who keeps lying about me.
by MantisWarrior June 27, 2018
mugGet the Whale mug.

whale dick earring

so basically it’s a earring that is made up of whale dick, and it’s pretty hot. it smells super good and all the guys will be coming for you. it is being sold now on whaledicksRus.com u can get killer whale, or even shark dick! buy now for the extremely low price of 1938.99! go to whaledicksRus.com
mark - hey i love your earrings what are they made of?
matt - WHALE DICK BITCHHHHH
mark - OMG THATS SO HOT KISS ME RIGHT NOW I LOVE WHALE DICK EARRINGS
by DIXIESTICK March 5, 2019
mugGet the whale dick earring mug.

humpback whale lover

someone who no one likes at all! the humpback whale humper is annoying and no one will Humpback this person becuz of his/her looks and smell

(a horney person with no one to have sex with) wants something to hump him/her back
guy1wow look at that guy other there

guy2 yeah it looks like he is trying to hard

guy3 what a humpback whale lover
by maggie pain March 21, 2010
mugGet the humpback whale lover mug.

Beached Whale

The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.
"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."

or

"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
by tboners January 4, 2012
mugGet the Beached Whale mug.

Beached Whale

A girl/boy that thinks they are so skinny and popular when in reality everybody hates them and they are so fat and annoying.
"Omg Gretchen is so fat and annoying i feel so bad for her."
"Omg ik shes such a beached whale."
by sorrymargeybabey May 21, 2017
mugGet the Beached Whale mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email