dick toasted waffle

Putting your dick in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your dick and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.

"Babe can we do a dick toasted waffle"

"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"

"But Im hungry and horny"

by Smackthefap. April 9, 2015

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Burnt The Waffle

When you fail miserably or do a crappy job.

Ryan: *drops all the food*
Lily: "Gosh Ryan you burnt the waffle."

by pt21 June 20, 2016

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Cleavland hot waffle

The act of shitting on someone's chest and then pressing it with a tennis racket.

Colin finished shitting on Davids chest and asked for a Cleavland hot waffle. Colin obliged and push the tennis rack down on his chest. David was very please with the outcome.

by David Vine August 7, 2020

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A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.

When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.

Richard wants to break my face after he saw the Waffle Iron I gave his sister!

by cyn1c4l April 30, 2006

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