Magic Whiskey

n. A lone shot of whiskey that completely inebriates the drinker without need for more alcohol. Typically effects the underage and those that can't hold their liquor.
In some cases, the drinker will comment on how the solitary shot felt going down to great detail. (heat, spicy flavor, etc.)

"Denise won't shut up about that Magic Whiskey shot she just took. Get over it, it's just JD!"

by Christopher Majewski June 20, 2008

crotch whiskers

see also: crotch moustashe. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has whiskers or a moustashe.

Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch whiskers...
Dude #2: It was more like a full on moustashe!

by Saidi Arabia January 19, 2011

sober whiskey dick

Commonly known as erectile dysfunction, a much more serious problem than whiskey dick.

Damn, I haven't been able to get it up lately.

Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.

by pseudonym 3000 July 17, 2011

Pimp Whiskers

The lines left on someone's face after either a bitch slap or pimp slap. Either side of the hand has a similar effect.

You shoulda seen the Pimp Whiskers Sharita was sporting after JJ caught that Ho hanging all over Tyrone!!!

by Boogie D December 14, 2011

Whisper Puddle

The small body of water that stands between The Kingdom of Whisper Lake Apartments and the outside world (not to be confused with Whisper Lake). It marks the only passage in and out of the complex and is crossed by two grand bridges. The puddle's cast-to-look-like-stone concrete shores and terribly blue water has, as of yet, been unable to sustain life.

Whisper Puddle is a bad place for a picnic.

by Sue DaMin January 22, 2011

Whisper Biscuit

A silent but meaningful queef emanating from an ugly wet vagina

Every time I eat your mom out, she wafts a whisper biscuit up my nostril.

by Eatdeeznutz May 16, 2014