The 45th state in the United States, it has a lot of Mormons, a nice temple, state regulated liquor stores, and is basically a theocracy. Not everyone from or in Utah is a Mormon, nor do all Mormons have multiple wives. It has 5 state parks, the most in the nation, and is very scenic.
If you would go to Utah, I would avoid Salt Lake City or the Wasatch Range, and instead go to Arches National Park or Goblin Valley State Park.
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