Up yours

an exclamation expressing contemptuous defiance or rejection of someone.

"I don't have time for your nonsense. Take your demands and shove them up yours, buddy. I'm not interested."

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Up it

Pull out a gun.

I might have to up it on em if they keep playin.

by HermesRS July 5, 2025

Up-phil

When you almost throw up but instead just Phil your mouth coupled with our without swallowing it a second time

That funnel cake made me up-phil.

by anonymous July 11, 2025

Up-phil

When you almost throw up but instead just Phil your mouth coupled with our without swallowing it a second time

That funnel cake made me up-phil.

by NemG July 11, 2025

Up-and-Comer

When you remove the lid from the tank of a toilet, sit down, and jerk off so the resulting cumshot lands in the tank.

To discreetly relieve yourself and obscure the evidence, you can try the up-and-comer.

by Meatman689 August 18, 2025

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Up meat

To show an someone your package in hopes of wooing them.

Pat was finna up meat on her

- richtapestry.tm

by D.A.44 December 29, 2025