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Turtle Meat

The excess meat of the female genitalia that dangles outside of the vagina. Looks much like the meatish part of a turtles neck.
A womans enlarged labia that has succumbed to being protruded outside of the female genitalia; usually is derived from hardcore and savage intercourse.
Also is called Beef Curtains, Meat Curtains, and Bloodhound Lips.
Bradon: Hey is she alright? it looks like she took a brutal railing from a couple african folk.
Adam: Yeah her Turtle Meat is out of control, its past her knees and can almost be compared to Lindsey's.
by I Jurcough January 24, 2009
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Toby Turner

Audience?! W-what are you doing searching Toby Turner into Urban Dictionary, Audience?!

Toby Turner is a famous youtuber otherwise known as "Tobuscus." He has over a million subscribers and is known for his Literal Trailers and many other videos.

His personal channel, titled "Toby Turner" has a smaller following of about 300,000 subscribers. On said channel he makes a daily vlog off his Iphone, which last anywhere between 5-8 minutes. He will begin every video with "Audience?! W-what are you doing (insert verb and noun), Audience?!" followed by his infamous introduction of "darkness, redness and whiteness" where he pushes his finger on the lens of his Iphone. Every day Toby gives away a Tobuscus t-shirt, which is an inside joke that it is all he ever wears.

Toby is also famous for another channel he has called "TobyGames" where he uploads 10 minute videos of him playing a video game.

Toby and other youtube star iJustine were rumoured to be having a relationship but neither confirmed nor denied, until a few months ago the pair of them were never seen in one another's videos again, which still hasn't been addressed.

Toby is awesome.
Toby Turner quotes:

"Hey gurll, or guy Or... other."
"Bless your face."
"peace off."
"What'choo got?!"
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW"
by I Am Audience August 22, 2011
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turksmeister

A Forum Funny, and all round nice guy...(I think!)
Here's looking at you Turksmeister
by Gen. Motors July 16, 2003
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Turbo-Berry

Absolutely MEAN alcoholic beverage:
One half of stella, a smirnoff ice and a shot of sambuka. (As invented in 'The Byng' by people who don't want to waste their time being sober.)

To be complete the drink must have the purchasers initial written on the head in rasberry syrup.
"OMG blud i cant believe you just downed that turbo-berry!"
"its his birthday- get him a turbo berry!"
"She's just a girl - she can't handle that turbo-berry!"
by Blakerz November 8, 2006
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Turdicus

Derogatory term derived from turd used in various episodes of the Beavis and Butthead cartoon TV series.

Not the Roman god of faecal impaction.
Oi, turdicus, turn your N.E.S off before it burns the house down!
by xpdamus1 August 15, 2007
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turbo boshed

To get extremely drunk / high
Most commonly referred to as a term for taking pills or mdma.
Wayne: Yeah bruv got some pills off jose manuel last night innit
Jeremy: Oh marvellous my good friend, how was that for you?
Wayne: Yeah bra, got turbo boshed innit
by Milbs January 10, 2009
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