Transfer Portal

College football's form of free agency where overhyped players can transfer to schools nobody cares about, i.e., WVU.

That 4-Star reject from Ohio State entered the transfer portal.

by drakesfavoriteteam January 15, 2019

Transgender Fender Bender

When you get into a car accident and the person who hit you, or vice versa, is an old acquaintance who has transitioned since you last saw them.

“I accidentally tapped a cars rear bumper the other day, and guess who it was?”

“Lacy!”
“Yep, It was great to see her. To bad it was a transgender fender bender”

by gasp December 21, 2021

Transfem Cuddle Day

Dezember 12th is Transfem Cuddle Day. We're Transfems cuddle their Partner or Blahja for the whole Day.

Person 1: Where is X? I haven't seen her all day?
Person 2: Oh today is Transfem Cuddle Day, she is probably cuddling her Girlfriends

by FloofFriend July 13, 2023

Jackson Transfer

Similar to the Monroe Transfer in that it involves the transfer of a waste product from the producer to a willing participant. Simply put the Jackson Transfer is when two people stick a tube in their urethras and one of them urinates into the tube passing the urine to the other's urethra. More of a theoretical proposition.

Few people are aware that Andrew Jackson first theorized the Jackson Transfer in his book I Like Getting Urinated On, by Andrew Jackson, co-authored by John Addams.

by GiantSpringWater July 16, 2008

Ghetto-Transformer

1) A Go-Bot

2) aka GoBot

3) Children's toy (vehicle) that turned into a robot
(well, sort-of) by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a Transformer (heck,
even the Go-bot Cartoon show was cheaper and cheeseier
than the Transformer's Cartoon, notice there's no
Go-bots movie), BUT at least you didn't need to read
the instructions each time just to transform a Go-bot!
They were much simpler and tougher.

4) Probably the coolest toy of the it's time (20 years ago
or so). If you were really poor like me, your Go-bot
was a rock or a stick, which you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.

"A Go-Bot is a Ghetto-Transformer; Just as SWV and Blaque were the Ghetto-TLC."

by goodcop8 August 13, 2007

Esoteric Transhumanism

Esoteric Transhumanism, shortened to Esoh+ and also refered as Spiritual Transhumanism, shortened to Spirith+, is a transhumanist ideology that advocates the overcoming human problems with technological advancement. But Esoteric Transhumanism isn't afraid to go further, beyond the realms of the physical, rational and logical but also the realms of the magical, esoteric, spiritual, extraphysical and even divinial. Esoteric Transhumanism advocates transhumanist ideologies such as Technodeism, Extraphysicism and Divinialism, considering them as parts of Esoteric Transhumanism.

"Esoteric Transhumanism is a nice way to end the fear spiritual people have of transhumanism, but still, it is necessary the development of the esoteric transhumanist technologies for spiritual people start joining it completely."

"Esoteric Transhumanism shows that another transhumanist path is possible, and spiritual people should embrace it."

by Full Monteirism January 2, 2021

catastrophic sexual transmutation

When for some reason (weather, virus, fungus, shortage of partners)a plant or animal changes its sex. eg: Corn (it is suspected this is how modern corn came to be), frogs

Hey julie, guess what, you know our tank of all female frogs? well one of the girl frogs became a boy frog!

wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!

by heroditus August 25, 2006