A Touch of Church

When Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce is added to a pot or bowl of macaroni & cheese.

"Sharon made delicious mac & cheese tonight with a touch of church."

"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."

by Justa T.O.C August 10, 2018

Stomachs touching

Starving, hungry, get me food

My stomachs touching dude lets get some chick fil a

by K_guti3rr3z September 16, 2018

Twice-touched-water

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old

Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?

by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019

Submissive Toucan

The act of saving up your semen for several days and having your significant other give you a blow job. When about to cum you bust a huge amount of semen all over her face, nose, and eyes until she can not see or breathe from nose.

I didn't jerk off for two weeks and gave my girl such a Submissive Toucan she needed a box of baby wipes.

by EPiKILL March 29, 2019

National Touchy Month

National Touchy Month is a month where everyday you and someone else make out with eachother, and touch eachother in freaky places, if you don’t do this? You’re gay and will end up lonely.

Hey don’t end up lonely it’s national touchy month!

by Ollyoxenfree September 30, 2019

Gateway touch

A gateway touch is a good way to touch a woman and figure out if you can keep touching and talking sexual with her at work without getting reported, often starts with a subliminal massage.

Hey look at me I'm a d**k. I work in local government. Think I might start with a gateway touch and then ask the women to go swimming, maybe talk about fetishes, maybe I will run my finger up her leg, maybe put my body up against her body, maybe bring a book about vagina and pubic hair to work, maybe call her magic fingers in a meeting, see if it makes her uncomfortable, I did the gateway touch and she didn't report me, maybe I might tell her I can get it up. If she reports me I'll say lots of words like I can't remember, words like maybe and um and Uh. I should be able to get away with it.

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Love Touch

When you're significant other can feel your love through touch

"How can you hate cuddling? It's the best form of love touch!"

by lovetoucher27 November 17, 2019