Tool

A male who's not a toy.

Fred was a tool so people didn't try to play with him too much.

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2019

Tool

Daniel Michael Marion.

Dan stop being a fucking tool.

by imabsyou July 16, 2008

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Tool

Whereas, tool used to mean:
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.

It is more commonly used by sad people to describe happy people.

Wallflower: hey dude, look at that guy doing the macarena with that chick. Look at his stupid smile.

Wallflower 2: Wow, what a fucking tool. What she doing hanging out with a guy like him? What a DORK.

by koobz June 8, 2011

Tool

Dylan Stewart

Dylan is a huge a tool.

by wayment September 1, 2019

troll tool

Phrase or opinion stated for the sole purpose of trolling.

That stuff about the white and gold dress is such a troll tool.

by Mr. Fuckit February 27, 2015

Glens Falls Tool

Something or someone that resembles this person, god like or control freak.

So today I checked in to a hotel and the company card bounced, the supervisor acted like a Glens Falls Tool

by joekr December 8, 2012