I HATE MY TONGUE SO MUCH I CAN FEEL IT INSIDE MY MOUTH AND I HATE IT SO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHASODKJASALKSJSDSIOFDJSPAKBFSDBFASDBFDSFJBD;KJDASFDAIFUBEFJDAOIG
by TONGUE LAD January 9, 2023

by trashman101 February 7, 2025

A seldom diagnosed medical condition, resulting from administering excessive cunnilingus. A swollen bulb will emerge on the underside of the tongue. This can produce general soreness, and a difficulty eating or speaking.
“Hey why aren’t you eating”?
“It was my girlfriend’s birthday yesterday, and I’ve got third degree pussy tongue”
“It was my girlfriend’s birthday yesterday, and I’ve got third degree pussy tongue”
by TheColdHardFacts October 20, 2022

Beware parents, this is a new way for your kids to say that they are rolling a marijuana cigarette, also known as the "bambalacha", or "chronic". Please let other parents know about this, I have personally caught my own child tonguing his friends gooch.
"Bro, I can't roll the chronic. Do you mind Tonguing the gooch?"
"Yeah bro, I got you with that premium bambalacha. Good homies tounge each others gooch."
"Yeah bro, I got you with that premium bambalacha. Good homies tounge each others gooch."
by WorriedParent32 March 15, 2025

Flat tongue is used to refer to the American - USA (excluding persons with Georgia, Texas, and New York accents) accent.
Speak with an educated person from the United States, excluding persons from Texas, Georgia, and New York with accents, and you'll hear the flat tongue accent.
by Canned Cool Whip January 2, 2012

That speech was j j j jitterish with tongue stammer. All I heard was uuum umm umm nervous laugh nothing and uh uh uh whispers.
by Creativecontributer March 5, 2023

by Ismamemer November 2, 2022
