TILF

Toddler I'd Like To Fuck

"I know shes only 4 but she is a total TILF"

by Juan Z December 25, 2005

Tilds

Nickname for Mathilda, Matilda, or Mathilde.

She is the most amazing girl in the world. She is obsessed with unicorns, and luvs cold cereal and anything sweet. She likes her guy friends more than her girlfriends because she likes to avoid girl drama. She is often described as adorkable or just simply adorable. She also has a great sense of style which is always cute no matter the decade.

Tilds? I luv ur dress!

by Einstein406 April 9, 2017

Tantilizing Tit Sucking Tilley

An exceptional tit sucker, who's tit sucking skills are inconceivable, they are also a beast at the xbox 360 game Burnout Revenge online... Continuously putting rivals (Mingemilkingmeadows,fannyflapsflanagan, and crosseyedcrippledcampy) into the wall. Usually undetected until its too late due to unfathomable speed.

*Typically fallen victim * Looks behind, noone there, then BANG!! * OMG where did you come from Tantilizing tit sucking tilley?!!*

*How the hell are you going so fast????!!!!*

* That's fucking bullshit like!*

* Potato!!!*

by Spritzyn Beast September 22, 2012

tilc

when someone behaves like a complete asshole, they are a tilc.

get your shitty hands out of my ass you tilc!

get your shitty hands off my sandwich you tilc!

get your shitty hands off my breasts you tilc!

by iain March 29, 2004

Tilknooper

The son of all that is cool.
Represents awesomeness.
The ability to be awesome.
The lisence to be cool.

Spells Repoonklit backwards

Hilknooper is to Tilknooper
As
God is to Jesus

Nate: Thats it, Im giving you a Tilknooper suspenstion of 5 days!
Luke: Awww, come on you can't do that!
Nate: Don't make me make it 6! >_<

by Nate Sexton March 5, 2004

till

cash register you fools! An object comonly found in stores where money is kept for the purpose of giving change and storing profit.

Customer: I'd like to buy these shoes.
Worker: Sure, i'll ring you up on the next till.

by blahhhh September 3, 2004