tongue to lip ratio

Tongue to Lip ratio when making out is the best indicator for a guy to determine is the woman is on the wrag.

The tongue to lip ratiowith that chick at the bar was lacking...definitley on the wrag.

by wcurry96 June 22, 2011

Tongue Juggling

When you’re hungry AF, salivary glands going crazier than a hood ho on crack, waiting for food that’s busing cooking on the BBQ or in the oven, cannot wait any longer and needs tah taste test them sweet-ass tidbits immediately. By this time the food’s about done but minutes seem like hours away so you reach in and pinch your prime sample and pop it in your mouth. This is where the act of tongue juggling kicks in, it’s an art form and not for the faint-hearted. This involves delicately juggling the piece of food around on your tongue so as not to burn this insides of your mouth. This is usually accompanied by some form of circular breathing to help regulate the food’s temperature so it can feel like you’re playing a mah-fuggin invisible didgeridoo. Once mastered it can be to your detriment though as when it comes time to dish up your meal there ain’t much left.

Letisha: "Damn gurl, them chicken wings done yet!?"
Shaquandra: "They should be ready in like 5 minutes, let me go check."
Shaquandra: "Dah-actual-faq! where dem chickens wings at, someone been tongue juggling them bitches!"
Letisha: "Jamal!!!! you been tongue juggling our food?? imma whoop yo ass boy!"

by Samurai_DBN September 17, 2016

tongue massage expert

Someone who massages expertly with their tongue, can be a male or female and usually does the massaging in the pelvic area

Someone get me a mop, I just finished up with a tongue massage expert

by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017

Tongue

That big muscle in the bottom of your mouth that is used for eating, drinking, etc

Girl, he used his tongue like a pro last night when he was eating me out.

by PussMaster69 July 29, 2017

Fei Teng

a welsh-chinese influential figure on the sheep breeding scene, usually associated with the Dolly Movement.He has connections and armoury in high places

Don't mess with Fei Teng's mum: he'll set boys on you.

by alow it September 18, 2008

Dragons tongue

Chopped up and mixed into brownies or cookies to get you high as hell. Burns like hell afterwards and is worth 42 krakens teeth.

Tannis was high as fuck off dragons tongue

by Jawen July 8, 2014