Premature Twejaculate

Failure to think before you tweet.

Tweeting something that is either irrelevant or redundant because you were too lazy to read or too dumb to understand the thread; thus tweeting too soon and ruining the conversation.

Sorry for the premature twejaculate; I didn't see the other tweet.

Pete premature twejaculated all over this conversation.

by MattInWinnipeg March 6, 2014

clot twat

A blood clot from a womans period that is stuck to her pubic hairs.

Damn bro, I got a clot twat stuck in my throat last night.

by faghagsalwaysBOFL January 6, 2015

Ninja twerk

verb. Quickly approaching an unsuspecting person and violently twerking against them before quickly running away. Ninja outfit optional.

That fine ass female surprised me in the club my ninja twerking. I sure wish Janice from human resources would ninja twerk on my D.

by Wimermeter February 26, 2015

Paraguayan-Twenty

When you gain twenty pounds after travelling alone on a month-long business trip.

Werner stared shamefully at his body, knowing that his paraguayan-twenty was a result of all the beer, meat and extra mayonnaise consumed while dining alone on his unsuccessful business trip.

by JF4 December 8, 2017

Hurley twirly

When a person is drunk and pukes into a moving fan, thus spraying the vomit all over the room.

Justin came home drunk last and did a hurley twirly.

by Mr. Bunluv June 6, 2018

Madame Two-Swords

Compound noun, for a lady who enjoys the company of men, or more than one man at a time. The F in an MMF skin flick.

A female capable of handling multiple able swordsmen.

The hog in a roast.

Brian and I couldn't believe our luck. We were out down the boozer the other night and met a madame two-swords, took her back and gave her a right roasting.

by WaltD007 March 29, 2019