Thomas Clarkson Academy

Welcome to probably the shittest school you'll find in England. This absolute shithole is full to the brim of roadmen, Chavs, foreigners and the small minority of neeks. This school somehow got passed on by Ofsted as a 'good' school but they were most likely high as a student probably supplied them with a gram of weed. This absolute state of a school might look good from the outside and inside but most of the students are just tossers.

You'll probably find that every drug dealer in Wisbech goes to this school as no teacher really gives a shit about what the students do, this is proved by the fact that most kids like to smoke in the toilets, come into school high, have a scrap every other day and insult teachers.

If you ever see a kid in a blazer with the TCA logo on it or a tie that is blue, yellow or green I would recommend walking away from them as they will either rob you, beat you or stab you.

The rest of the kids are most likely inbred neeks who only really like going there for the work. These kids have probably been bullied since year 7.

The head teacher, Richard Scott is apparently the reason why Thomas Clarksons behaviour has gotten better (when it really hasn't) when really all he does is walk around the school aimlessly asking little girls to stand up so he can see if there skirt is too small when realistically he's just tryna stare at her minge.

"Did you hear about the situation at Thomas Clarkson Academy"
"No what happened"
"3 kids snorted cocaine in the toilets and they're all in hospital"
"Doesn't surprise me to be honest"

by Biggestboyaround22 March 28, 2021

Thomas Jay McCallum

stupid tall cunt that will bite you and lick you without your permission

he also likes men

bro Thomas Jay McCallum is so fucking annoying

by fiddle68 June 20, 2022

Thomas raggi supremacy

An Italian rockstar who has style and loves shum! Plays the guitar and is part of the best band that exists: MÅNESKIN!!!! THOMAS RAGGI SUPREMACY🛐🛐

Alexi: what’s a Thomas raggi supremacy?!

Janet: Thomas raggi supremacy is the belief that Thomas raggi is supremacy 😍😍

by Raggi lover September 8, 2021

Joshua Thomas Dawson

Joshua Thomas Dawson is a very lanky guy who is most likely to date a set of twins in his life. He has many friends and is very kind. His child is sure to have a disability because of how much he makes fun of kids with them.

Joshua Thomas Dawson is very special.

Joshua Thomas Dawson has long legs.

by Renatn March 2, 2022

Elijah Thomas Sanchez

This man will make your heart skip a beat. From his big brown eyes to that goofy smile i love this man he is perfect in every single way. I love him with all my heart and i always will. He treats you like the queen on his world and hold you up higher then anyone else can. Once you get a Elijah Thomas Sanchez there is no turning back you are stuck with him for life ... but im fine with that :)

I Love You With All My Heart Elijah Thomas Sanchez And I Always Will <3

The World: Is that your man ?
Me: Yup and im not sharing him with any of you
The World: OMG you are sooo lucky to have Elijah Thomas Sanchez
Me: i know :) and he is forever mine

by Missy<3 January 10, 2011

thomas the dank engine

A gamer who on csgo never stops and cant be beat

Thomas the dank engine joined we had all better quit

by thatonerager November 6, 2015

University of St. Thomas

A school located in St. Paul, Minnesota that was established for spoiled, rich kids who think their shit doesn't smell. It is a collaboration of douches who become sexually aroused at the very sight of an Abercrombie & Fitch logo.

Person 1: I love myself, even if everyone around me thinks I'm a douche in my Abercrombie & Fitch clothes. Where should I go to school?

Person 2: You should go to University of St. Thomas with all the other douche bags!

by What the fuck is a Tommies? September 14, 2010