I'm almost there

I'm almost there is what a guy tells his jack-off squire when he almost reaches the point of no return while being jacked off.

Matt always says "I'm almost there" when he's about to blow his load when I'm jacking him off!

by USAF Cadet July 30, 2021

hows the weather up there

A shitty question that someone who is enjoying much warmer weather asks a person who is still enduring the frigid temperatures of winter in March and April.

As she lounged on a beach in Cozumel sipping a Margarita during April Spring Break, Sherry called her sister in Maine and asked "hows the weather up there ?".

by hfdmama March 23, 2017

Barely there Biden

Another funny and accurate name for Joe Biden, due to the fact that every time you see him and hear him he seems 'barely there' mentally and has no idea what he is saying, doing, who he is talking to or much less where he is.

Barely there Biden: My friend, my long friend, my long friend time friend she's my friend she's been my friend, I got hairy legs, that turn, that turn, that that that that that that that that that turn, that uh turn uh uh uh that turn um uh blonde, in the in in in in the the sun, you know, look, I was talking to president...you know, the guy, my boss, RapRock America, I mean, you know, come on man!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is

When a Mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his penis.

Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."

Guy: Yeah man, I just got a new car and...
Girl: What are you doing?!
Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!

by James Frost September 12, 2005

there go the door

when youre puerto rican and you get alil latino fire flowin in the blood...this is the only thing that can come out of your mouth.

if you all gon' keep messin up in herreee...there go the door!

by jolie yanda October 27, 2006

there go the ovaries

A phrase one might use while watching something extremely cutesy.

Such as:
- chick flick
- small animals
- babies

-mushy scene comes on in a movie-

Girl 1: Awwh! OHEMGEE so cute! :3
Girl 2: I know right?? There go the ovaries!

by EdmilyTheNerd December 24, 2011