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K.i.s.s system

K.I.S.S- keep it simple stupid

It’s a selling tactic when the seller gives the most simple information about the product so it will be easier for you to buy
K.I.S.S system in action-
Buyer: hey, can you tell me something about this dress ..?
Seller: it’s beautiful..(that’s all you need to know)
by Syd669 January 19, 2024
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Cat Distribution System

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024
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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
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Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
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Decatur public transit system

A sex move where just before penetration, you get up an hour early and just walk. Because with the Decatur public transit system, you're literally better off walking cuz if you don't, you're getting fucked!
I gave Margaret a Decatur public transit system last night. At least when I walked I was on time.
by Ih8thebus April 9, 2024
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Plagiarized information synthesis system

The correct name for what is sometimes called AI
You "Did you see that google released a new Plagiarized information synthesis system ?"

"Wow. Does this PISS remove copyright from its training data even quicker than the previous PISS?"
by moose_mousse March 4, 2025
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