Big dick swinging

When someone brags about something that isn't worth bragging about

Guy 1: Yo. I just got a new Xbox controller and it's custom.
Guy 2: Big dick swinging.

by 69420yoloswagen69 May 8, 2018

swinger

A wife or girlfriend swapper.

See "Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice"

by Super Trouper November 10, 2003

sing

to masturbate

i love to sing in the shower

by c0lz0r & b0wz0r August 17, 2003

Shingo

(n) a person (mostly males) who you just want to beat up left and right, up and down, diagonally, inside out, in a circle, and lastly kick into the sky....(disappearing) and BING!

Shingo, daesuki!

by ajdf;ljawo;eiru April 6, 2009

Swinging Voter

1. Lazy and apathetic, every four years the fate of a nation hangs in their hands. A voter with no strong political affiliation, usually due to ignorance or a worldview dominated by an all pervading awareness of their own self-interest.

2. Typically, such individuals will make an excellent argument against democracy. Their grasp of political issues will quickly convince you.

Rory: "I'm a swinging voter I suppose...but, Oh No! I forgot to register to vote!"
Everyone else: *Loud Cheering*

by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009

Swingjob

When two people have oral sex on a swingset.

Mark: Yeah, Brittney was giving me a swingjob the other day and it was amazing!

by XxToshixX June 9, 2011