stoned to the bone

High as a kite on the Ganga weed. Just baked out jones. Unable to hide the cannabis grin from your grill.

Lief was so stoned to the bone he mouwed 4 bags of Doritos in the desert on a hot day.

by G Rizle January 23, 2009

stoner poser

Not to be confused with somebody who has only done it once or twice, a stoner poser is someone who tries to seem rebellious by bragging about smoking and rarely talks about anything that dosen't have to do with smoking. These guys smoke once a month, maybe, and think they are hardasses. Most of them mooch bud off of one or a group of people and never consistently pay. You can spot a stoner poser by their bob marley apparel and rasta gear.

Look at Mitchs new Bob Marley shirt

Yeah, he's such a stoner poser

by john984589344 August 20, 2013

AP Stoner

A student who excels in AP courses and advanced level classes, but still enjoys smoking weed regularly. As AP classes have become more popular, the term AP stoner has become necessary to distinguish AP nerds from those who still know how to have a good time.

Joe: Dude, I smoked a fat blunt with Jack last night, we got RIPPED.
Tom: Jack smokes? I thought he was a nerd since he takes so many AP classes.
Joe: No, Jack's an AP stoner, he's smart as hell but he loves smoking dank.

by RogerTheGreat August 11, 2009

Rolling Truck Stones

"Rolling Truck Stones" is a quote from the classic Deep Purple song "Smoke On The Water". It refers to a mobile recording studio built into a truck, which was previously used by The Rolling Stones. It was also used by Led Zeppelin, among others after The Stones were done with it.

The fact that Deep Purple's vocalist Ian Gillan says "Rolling Truck Stones" instead of the more logical "Rolling Stones Truck" was possibly just a "brain fart" on his part.

We ended up at the Grand Hotel
It was empty cold and bare
But with the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside
Making our music there

by Jezz Torrent November 17, 2004

stoner babble

Unrecognizable, meaningless, incoherent stoner babble. Only understandable by someone in the same state of mind as you.

I could not understand a word he was saying. It was pure, unadulterated stoner babble.

by Jholl May 15, 2006

stoned pony

High horse. Conceited, snobbish. Acting as if you're better than everyone else.

Get off your stoned pony, Cassidy. Getting free drinks from Lazy-Eye Larry behind the bar isn't something to brag about...

by AdriennePurdue April 5, 2017