Stalker Mode

when some random person knows your name, but you don't know theirs.

Jimmy- Way to go Ciara!

Ciara- Ummmmm, do I know u?

Jimmy- Yea we're in math class together.

Ciara- Wow, you're on complete stalker mode.

by Tyuekenwlw September 15, 2011

online stalker

Two meet via an online dating websites such as plentyoffish or match, go out on a few dates but leave the singles profiles up in the event it does not work, then one of the two starts watching to see the amount of visits to the website asking questions about interest in other woman.

Jean made an ass out of herelf and lost control of her jeolous/possessive side demonstrating her being an online stalker after jumping on Andrews case when he visited plenty just hours after they had a date.

by cernep April 21, 2009

Stalker

To be so fucking awesome that you make a career of it. If you are a stalker you love people easily and piss off that one's gf/bf almost daily. And you love it.

"I'm feeling exceptionally stalker today."
"'Stalking is illegal' she said in her bitchiest voice."
"StAlking is a way of showing how much you love that person. Muahahahaha."

by stalka February 23, 2015

bathroom stalker

Someone that takes a DUMP several times during an 8 hour work day. When you see them headed toward the bathroom, you know one of the stalls is their destination.

Innocent Bystander 1: Hey whats that guy doing in the bathroom again? He was in there 20 minutes ago.

Innocent Bystander 2: Aww shit! He's a bathroom stalker!

by HardGay! October 29, 2009

stalkerazzi

when u get stalked by a mental ex,whether it be male or female.and they seem to show up wherever u are.

"how does she know we were here?"//"who?,oh that's my stalkerazzi"

by Denman75 September 23, 2009

Cracker Smacker

A white Heroin dealer (can sell other stuff to), usualy gets stuf stolen form him and is a real bich to everyone, even his mom.

That kid just ripped me off again, fuck that cracker smacker.

by Space Turtle November 5, 2008