A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.
Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.
Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.
Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021
Get the Shart Sockmug. You see my friend John right there?
He's been wearing a homemade sock on his cock lately.
Pretty weird.
He's been wearing a homemade sock on his cock lately.
Pretty weird.
by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 2, 2021
Get the homemade sockmug. The urethra of a male patient used to smuggle drugs ( especially weed) into the hospital, when the prison wallet is unavailable due to potential suppositories.
Patient 1: How did you manage to get that joint into the hospital?
Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.
Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.
by Silver_Neon January 16, 2020
Get the Hospital sockmug. by The jello socker July 1, 2018
Get the jello socksmug. by Biggest pollard ever August 9, 2020
Get the The wrong socksmug. by Suckthedirtypoo January 7, 2013
Get the Jamies Socksmug. by TeraMenno April 25, 2016
Get the stocks and socksmug.