sloppy slippery slappy 

Sweaty 400+ pound men and women usually found in Chinese Buffets such as, "China Buffet" in Bear, DE.

"If we eat too much at China Buffet we could very well become sloppy slippery slappy just like those two."

sloppy slippery slappy by slappyslipperysloppy October 24, 2006

sloppy gillapi 

when one disposes fecal matter into a cup and smears it onto another persons mouth.

"I'm about to give you a sloppy gillapi."
"Remember that time they gave that kid with the long blond hair a sloppy gillapi at that party after he got that carrot shoved up his ass, that was so funny."

sloppy gillapi by Dave Gregerson April 18, 2008

sloppy status 

The act of updating your Facebook status from a mobile device when you are too drunk to spell or make sense

Sorry I was really drunk last night so just ignore my "sloppy status" update.

sloppy status by Promogirl March 14, 2009

sloppy momjobs 

Unbelievably full, jiggly pendulous breasts that some women get from childbirth.

Man, I was never really attracted to Maya Rudolph. But ever since she got knocked up, her sloppy momjobs are giving me a boner.

sloppy momjobs by momjobber October 18, 2010

sloppy bird 

someone who eats microwave diarrhea

"that sloppy bird smells like microwave diarrhea"

sloppy bird by microurban March 19, 2012

Sloppy Joe

Where you shit in your partner ass, then you eat it out. Like you are eating a sloppy Joe in-between two buns.

I eat the shit out of her ass... My shit. That sloppy Joe was good.

Sloppy Joe by thescooter0808 January 1, 2015

sloppy wet one 

when you get your dick sucked but she's slobbering and drooling all over your cock and balls

guy:

That bitch just gave me the best dick suck of my life. she drooled all over my dick and it dripped down to my balls she made it so wet it was the best. only paid her 40 bucks too.

other guy:

yeah dude thats called a sloppy wet one, you got a great deal!

sloppy wet one by hadeez May 4, 2015